Stats

Each base form of robot has an underlying primary stat (listed in the "Getting to know your Bot" section). On top of that, each attribute adds an additional buff to one of the remaining categories

Talent Distribution

Although each bot comes into existence exceling at one particular skillset, each one builds up additional secondary skills based off the attributes assigned to it. The attributes and their effects are described below:

Head

Stamina items

• Undercut

  • During Tank’s depression spiral, this was the first haircut they got to express themselves

• Mask Hat

  • Tank remembered the humans using these things for some reason. Tank uses it to block Trojan Viruses from attacking the CPU

• Banana Hat

  • After R-Day, Tank quickly realized that the potassium in bananas helped keep energy up

Intelligence items

• Beer on Head

  • Meatball once read about the Ballmer Peak, alas

• Umbrella Hat

  • Meatball uses this to block the sun. Despite being water cooled, Meatball uses this to stop the sun from overheating the CPU

• Blue Wig

  • Reminds Meatball of the hospital gowns they wore in O.R.

Strength items

• Black Hair

  • Brick said “Black Hair Strong”. No one cared to argue with him about it

• Orange Hair Headband

  • Brick took this off of a fitness influencer during R-Day

• Cowboy Hat

  • Ever met a weak cowboy? That was Brick’s thought process anyway...

Speed items

• Witch Hat

  • Frank put this on during R-Day. The other robots thought this was what was giving Frank all the speed

• Dog Ears

  • Frank constantly outran dogs when doing deliveries. However, the dogs were much faster than humans

• Bunny Ears

  • The Tortoise and the Hare was the first book Frank read. We aren’t sure they finished it though...

Hand

Stamina items

• Stop Sign

  • Anytime someone brings up the war, Tank puts this sign up

• Goth Bracelets

  • Another way Tank expressed his sadness after R-Day

• Hotdog Gun

  • Reminds Tank of the weapons they saw in war

• Baking

  • Cookies keep the spirits up

Intelligence items

• Lightsabers

  • Meatball started making these to arm the robots during the R-Day revolution

• Wand

  • No one else knew how to use it. Of course Meatball figured it out

• Syringe

  • One of the many bioweapons that Meatball used on the humans

• Beer

  • Again, Ballmer peak. Nerd

Strength items

• Rats

  • Brick is the only robot that hunts for sport. For some reason Brick enjoys catching rats bare handed

• Lasso

  • Part of Brick’s cowboy phase. We lost count of the number of times Brick said “This town ain’t big enough for the two of us!”

• Free Weights

  • Brick doesn’t realize that free weights don’t actually help robots. This hasn’t stopped Brick from working out.

• Boxing Gloves

  • A relic from Brick’s past. If you see Brick wearing these, expect an invitation to fight.

Speed items

• Ketchup

  • Frank lost count of the number of times they had to double back to the restaurant when humans forgot to include Ketchup with the order.

• Venus Flytrap

  • Ever seen a flytrap close? That only thing faster than a Venus Flytrap is Frank.

• Popsicle

  • Robots can’t get a sugar rush, right? We’re not sure but Frank always ran faster when delivering cold products.

• Broom

  • Wooooosh! What was that? Probably just Frank riding a broom again.

Face

Stamina items

• Choker

  • More emotional robot issues for Tank. The choker makes them feel better for some reason

• Stop Sign Eyes

  • Please stop talking about the wars. Tank is not going to hear it.

Intelligence items

• Laser Eyes

  • Another Meatball invention that the robots used during R-Day

• Disguise

  • Meatball quickly realized that the other robots had inferior facial recognition abilities

Strength items

• Eyebrows

  • Brick might raise their eyebrows at you. Do NOT engage

• Angry Eyes

  • Did you just bump into Brick? Look out. You just poked the beast

Speed items

• Hazard Eyes

  • If these are on, lookout. It means Frank is late on a delivery. The first time the humans tested this feature, Frank secured the land speed world record

• No Eyes

  • Frank really doesn’t need great eyesight. The onboard GPS system takes them where they need to go

Body

Stamina items

• Goth shirt

  • The depressed robot’s favorite shirt. This shirt got Tank through some tough times

Intelligence items

• Cloak

  • This fit screams intelligence. Meatball is the only one that knows why

Strength items

• F*ck Off Tattoo

  • It’s Brick. Buddy is constantly looking for a fight.

Speed items

• Don't Talk to Me Tattoo

  • No time to talk, Frank is always on the move.

Feet

Stamina items

• Boots

  • A Relic from Tank’s time in service

Intelligence items

• Clown Shoes

  • After R-Day Meatball took great joy in performing magic tricks. The other robots were mystified

Strength items

• TBD

Speed items

• Bunny Slippers

  • Frank is faster than a rabbit but their speed is still impressive to Frank