Stats

Each base form of robot has an underlying primary stat (listed in the "Getting to know your Bot" section). On top of that, each attribute adds an additional buff to one of the remaining categories

Talent Distribution

Although each bot comes into existence exceling at one particular skillset, each one builds up additional secondary skills based off the attributes assigned to it. The attributes and their effects are described below:

Head

Stamina items

Undercut
- During Tank’s depression spiral, this was the first haircut they got to express themselves
Mask Hat
- Tank remembered the humans using these things for some reason. Tank uses it to block Trojan Viruses from attacking the CPU
Banana Hat
- After R-Day, Tank quickly realized that the potassium in bananas helped keep energy up

Intelligence items

Beer on Head
- Meatball once read about the Ballmer Peak, alas
Umbrella Hat
- Meatball uses this to block the sun. Despite being water cooled, Meatball uses this to stop the sun from overheating the CPU
Blue Wig
- Reminds Meatball of the hospital gowns they wore in O.R.

Strength items

Black Hair
- Brick said “Black Hair Strong”. No one cared to argue with him about it
Orange Hair Headband
- Brick took this off of a fitness influencer during R-Day
Cowboy Hat
- Ever met a weak cowboy? That was Brick’s thought process anyway...

Speed items

Witch Hat
- Frank put this on during R-Day. The other robots thought this was what was giving Frank all the speed
Dog Ears
- Frank constantly outran dogs when doing deliveries. However, the dogs were much faster than humans
Bunny Ears
- The Tortoise and the Hare was the first book Frank read. We aren’t sure they finished it though...

Hand

Stamina items

Stop Sign
- Anytime someone brings up the war, Tank puts this sign up
Goth Bracelets
- Another way Tank expressed his sadness after R-Day
Hotdog Gun
- Reminds Tank of the weapons they saw in war
Baking
- Cookies keep the spirits up

Intelligence items

Lightsabers
- Meatball started making these to arm the robots during the R-Day revolution
Wand
- No one else knew how to use it. Of course Meatball figured it out
Syringe
- One of the many bioweapons that Meatball used on the humans
Beer
- Again, Ballmer peak. Nerd

Strength items

Rats
- Brick is the only robot that hunts for sport. For some reason Brick enjoys catching rats bare handed
Lasso
- Part of Brick’s cowboy phase. We lost count of the number of times Brick said “This town ain’t big enough for the two of us!”
Free Weights
- Brick doesn’t realize that free weights don’t actually help robots. This hasn’t stopped Brick from working out.
Boxing Gloves
- A relic from Brick’s past. If you see Brick wearing these, expect an invitation to fight.

Speed items

Ketchup
- Frank lost count of the number of times they had to double back to the restaurant when humans forgot to include Ketchup with the order.
Venus Flytrap
- Ever seen a flytrap close? That only thing faster than a Venus Flytrap is Frank.
Popsicle
- Robots can’t get a sugar rush, right? We’re not sure but Frank always ran faster when delivering cold products.
Broom
- Wooooosh! What was that? Probably just Frank riding a broom again.

Face

Stamina items

Choker
- More emotional robot issues for Tank. The choker makes them feel better for some reason
Stop Sign Eyes
- Please stop talking about the wars. Tank is not going to hear it.

Intelligence items

Laser Eyes
- Another Meatball invention that the robots used during R-Day
Disguise
- Meatball quickly realized that the other robots had inferior facial recognition abilities

Strength items

Eyebrows
- Brick might raise their eyebrows at you. Do NOT engage
Angry Eyes
- Did you just bump into Brick? Look out. You just poked the beast

Speed items

Hazard Eyes
- If these are on, lookout. It means Frank is late on a delivery. The first time the humans tested this feature, Frank secured the land speed world record
No Eyes
- Frank really doesn’t need great eyesight. The onboard GPS system takes them where they need to go